The Roasters

The Original Weenie Roastergrilltop

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Grill Top Roaster with Custom Cut Base

Don't you just hate it when you scorch your weenie on the grill? Well, those days of burnt and blackened wieners are over. You need to get a cool new Roast My Weenie Stainless Steel Hot Dog Cooker.
Yes, nothing will class up your shiny new BBQ grill better than this clever, stainless steel, anatomically correct, man-shaped, stick figure roasting tool that helps keep your hot dog up and off the grill. Simply fire up your grill, grab a hot dog or sausage, and without cringing, slide it over the man's front appendage. In addition to his powerful phallic metallic kabob, his arms can also be used to roast peppers, mushrooms, etc. and his base can be custom cut to hold a name, favorite team name or even a design.

Sure, the Roast My Weenie at first glance is a shocking item to behold, but you will soon realize just how functional, clever and funny it truly is. It would definitely make the perfect novelty gift for just the right person and if you had a few of them all lined up on the grill at tailgating parties it would just be hilarious!

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The Cthulhu Roaster

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Grill Top Roaster grilltop

Cthulhu is sure to raise some eyebrows at your next cookout. Like our other roasters it is made from 100% Stainless Steel and is approved for use with food.
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Marsha Mello

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Grill Top Roaster with Custom Cut Basegrilltop

There isn’t much to say here about “Marsha”, she speaks for herself. But don’t let your next weenie cookout go without the sweet delight of S'more’s. Made from 100% stainless steel, and her base can be custom cut to say anything you want, or even a design. Marsha Mellow   $17.50smore
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Samurai Warrior & Cow Poke Roaster

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Grill Top Roaster with Custom Cut Basegrilltop

The cool new Samurai Warrior Hot Dog Cooker is a fearless stainless steel effigy that literally enters the heat of battle armed only with two sharp sais and armored solely with a weenie sheathing his phallic, metallic, front appendage. If you're having a party, simply line up a battalion of these ancient wiener warriors on your BBQ grill and if you hear any war cries, it's probably just a greasy flare-up. Just be thankful these aren't deadly Ninja Assassin Hot Dog Cookers, because they tend to use the weenies as lethal weapons, especially footlongs, before vanishing into a shroud of darkness, waiting to kill over and over again at every summer barbecue and bonfire. On second thought, maybe you shouldn't play with your red hots in front of others. Also available in a rootin', tootin' and shootin' cow poke!
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His-N-Hers Campfire Cookers

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Campfire Cooker (Sold Separately)grilltop

His-N-Hers Campfire Cookers are the perfect outdoor campfire cooker for your next camping excursion. Smores and Hot Dogs will never be the same after a night of grilling under the stars with your new Campfire Cooker. The stainless steel cooker sits upon the end of a 2 ft. aluminum rod with a rubber grip.  - $ 21.95
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Weenie Dog Roaster

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Grill Top Roaster grilltop

The Dachshund is a short-legged, elongated dog breed, of the hound family. Thanks to the guys at Roast My Weenie you can bring your appreciation of the Dachshund to your grill. What better way of eating a weenie than on a stainless steel weenie roaster?
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Two or Three Fork Frank Roasters

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Campfire Cookergrilltop

The Frank Forks work perfect for your next campfire cook out with friends and family. They come in either a two fork ($8.00) or three fork ($10.00) setup and are easy to use and safe. The flat fork design keeps your frank from spinning around uncontrollably. The stainless steel fork sits upon the end of a two foot aluminum rod with a rubber grip.
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Elephant Campfire Cooker

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Campfire Cookergrilltop

The friendly Elephant Cooker is a trunk load of cooking fun at your next cook out! The stainless steel elephant head sits upon the end of a two foot aluminum rod with a rubber grip. ($10.00)
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Recent Comments

Oh man, I got home from work tonight and got an email from Harper telling me that she sent me a house warming gift and I should be receiving it soon. No sooner did I crack a beer and the USPS dude was knocking on the door. It was weird...

The shipper on the label read, "Roast My Weenie". BWAHAHAHA! I thought WTF? When I opened the box I just started laughin. Not only are these hilarious, but I'm going camping next weekend and planned on doing up some dogs for dinner. Perfect! I haven't had marshmallows in decades so this is a perfect reason to bring some this trip too. These are going to be a hit when we're all fitshaced around the campfire. I can't wait to break 'em out.

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Arlington, TX 76011
(817) 608-9856
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