Welcome to Roast My Weenie
Don't you just hate it when you scorch your weenie on the grill? Well, those days of burnt and blackened wieners are over. You need to get a cool new Roast My Weenie - Stainless Steel Hot Dog Cooker. Yes, nothing will class up your shiny new BBQ grill better than this clever, stainless steel, anatomically correct, man-shaped, stick figure roasting tool that helps keep your hot dog up and off the grill. In addition to his powerful phallic metallic kabob, his arms can also be used to roast peppers, mushrooms, etc. and his base can be custom cut to hold a name, favorite team name or even a design. Sure, the Roast My Weenie at first glance is a shocking item to behold, but you will soon realize just how functional, clever and funny it truly is. It would definitely make the perfect novelty gift for just the right person and ladies what better way to forget about an old boyfriend than having a Weenie Roast. Or just keep the roaster as like a trophy of the men you captured and released in life.
Oh man, I got home from work tonight and got an email from Harper telling me that she sent me a house warming gift and I should be receiving it soon. No sooner did I crack a beer and the USPS dude was knocking on the door. It was weird...
The shipper on the label read, "Roast My Weenie". BWAHAHAHA! I thought WTF? When I opened the box I just started laughin. Not only are these hilarious, but I'm going camping next weekend and planned on doing up some dogs for dinner. Perfect! I haven't had marshmallows in decades so this is a perfect reason to bring some this trip too. These are going to be a hit when we're all fitshaced around the campfire. I can't wait to break 'em out.
From : Gotta Get Drunk First Blog
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