Don't you just hate it when you scorch your weenie on the grill? Well, those days of burnt and blackened wieners are over. You need to get a cool new Roast My Weenie - Stainless Steel Hot Dog Cooker ($15).  Yes, nothing will class up your shiny new BBQ grill better than this clever, stainless steel, anatomically correct, man-shaped, stick figure roasting tool that helps keep your hot dog up and off the grill. Simply fire up your grill, grab a hot dog or sausage, and without cringing, slide it over the man's front appendage. In addition to his powerful phallic metallic kabob, his arms can also be used to roast peppers, mushrooms, etc. and his base can be custom cut to hold a name, favorite team name or even a design.  Sure, the Roast My Weenie at first glance is a shocking item to behold, but you will soon realize just how functional, clever and funny it truly is. It would definitely make the perfect novelty gift for just the right person and if you had a few of them all lined up on the grill at tailgating parties it would just be hilarious.

    And another very important feature about our product, if you look you will notice that our roasters have absolutely  no welds in them. Thats because they are precisely cut in a one piece formation allowing us to simply bend all of our joints. Unlike several of the other weenie roaster competitors out there who actually weld there product together, and expect you to eat off of it. I’m no expert on arc welding but from what I’ve read there are way to many toxins at risk for me to be cooking my food on it.  Our product is made of 100% surgical stainless steel with absolutely zero welds. This is what I call approved for cooking and food preparation.